Sunday, April 26, 2020

The Impatient Chef Presents: Bacon-Wrapped Jalapeño Yukon Golds


The Impatient Chef is at best, like all cooks, a recipe thief.  In this case, the thievery was done from a place in The Dalles, Oregon, called Rivertap.  The Impatient Chef has reviewed Rivertap favorably here.  This recipe should not, in any way, prevent you from eating there if you are within striking distance, and to be perfectly honest, theirs are better.  I made them based on my approximation of how they do it.  There is some secret to Rivertap's supreme yumminess which The Impatient Chef is in no danger of revealing in this post.  This recipe will get you part way there, though.  


These babies never fail to please.   

Makes 16.  

Ingredients:
  • 4 smallish, roundish yukon gold potatoes (the more spherical, the better)
  • 8 jalapeño peppers, cut in half lengthwise, and with the membranes and seeds removed
  • 8 strips of bacon, cut in half
  • Cheddar cheese, shredded
  • Ranch dressing.

Equipment:
  • A deep frier, or large cast iron dutch oven.  
  • Thermometer
  • fat skimmer, or other utensil to remove spuds during initial fry.
  • 16 toothpicks

Directions:
  1. Start your frier or dutch oven with the oil of your choice (peanut oil is preferred).  Heat to 320 degrees F.
  2. Cut the spuds in half, and then the halves into thirds.  Try to get them as even as possible, but there is a workaround if you don’t. 
  3. Fry the spuds for 8 to 10 minutes, getting them out after 6 minutes if they float.  Some may float too early because they will develop air pockets around the edges.  Use your better judgement in removing them when they are actually done.  
  4. Once they are fried, remove put them onto a plate, and place them into the refrigerator while you prepare the jalapeños and cut the bacon.  
  5. Increase fry temperature to 375 degrees F.
  6. Once the spuds are cool enough to handle, place them into the jalapeño halves, and wrap with the bacon.  Skewer them with toothpicks, being sure to secure the bacon ends to both the jalapeños and spuds. 



  7. Once fry temperature is 375 degrees, fry the spuds until the bacon is crisp. 
  8. When they are done, place them on a platter, sprinkle with the shredded cheddar, and serve with ranch dressing as a dipping sauce. 
Enjoy!  

--The Impatient Chef.






Saturday, April 18, 2020

The Impatient Chef Goes Cajun in "The Great Shrimp Boil".


The Impatient Chef has on occasion delved into Southern Cooking.  It seemed only reasonable to go for the holy grail: The Shrimp Boil.



What is that you say?  It really should be a crawfish boil?  The Impatient Chef prefers shrimp.  Crawfish, as I've had them in the past are, shall we say, an acquired taste, not a required taste.  

This was my first attempt, and I decided to do it without a recipe. My goal was to create the taste I had at a local cajun restaurant a few months ago.  I flavored it a little at a time until I came up with the taste I wanted.  I will be doing it again soon, and may improve upon the recipe.  My wife cleaned her dish completely and waxed poetically about it, so I think it was a success. 

This is a spicy dish.  It isn't the kind that requires a Last Will and Testament, though.  You can survive it.  It has a pleasant burn.  

Feeds 6 because The Impatient Chef cannot feed the whole neighborhood.  Look up some recipes, they call for gallons of boil broth.  

Ingredients: 

  • 1 pound shrimp, shelled and deveined (keep the shells)
  • 3 ears of corn
  • 4 andouille sausages
  • 1 1/2 lbs new potatoes (small and red), or other, just not russet.
  • 8 cups water (including the shrimp broth)
  • 7 large cloves garlic, pressed
  • 3/4 cup hot sauce (Franks, or Louisiana Hot)
  • 1/4 cup Old Bay Seasoning
  • 1/2 tsp cayenne pepper (or more if you dare)
  • 1/2 stick of butter
  • 1/2 tsp salt
  • Freshly ground pepper to taste
  • 1 1/2 tbsp Tony Chachere’s Cajun seasoning, or Buck’s Zestier BBQ seasoning

Directions:

  1. Steam the potatoes until done.  I used an old fondue skewer to check for doneness, rather than cutting them open.  See “Notes on Potatoes” at the end of the recipe for why I did this.
  2. While the spuds are steaming, shell and devein the shrimp, place them into a small bowl of cold water.  Hold for last.  Put the shrimp shells into a medium sauce pan, cover with water, and boil for 10 minutes uncovered to make shrimp broth.  
  3. While the shells are boiling, chop the sausage into 1” pieces on an angle.  Cut the corn cobs into 1 1/2 inch pieces.    
  4. When the Shrimp shells are done, strain liquid into a 8-cup measuring cup.  If you don’t have that size, use smaller ones to measure out the correct amount of liquid: 6 cups total.
  5. When the potatoes are done, remove them from the steamer, and set them aside.  
  6. Add the liquid to a large pot, and add the Old Bay, hot sauce, Cajun or Buck’s seasoning, cayenne pepper, butter, salt, pepper, and pressed garlic.  Stir.  Taste.  Adjust.  
  7. Bring to a boil, covered, stirring occasionally.
  8. Boil the broth for 5 minutes, and, add the potatoes, sausage and corn.  Stir.  
  9. Taste.  
  10. Boil for about 8 to 10 minutes, stirring occasionally, trying not to break the potato's skins, then add the shrimp.  Boil for 1 minute.  It does not matter whether the broth boils.  Turn the heat off after a minute.  
  11. Serve.  
  12. Enjoy.  We like to have buttered sourdough bread, or some rice with this meal. 
         


Notes on Potatoes:  On my second try at this recipe, I chose small, red potatoes.  Ones that were small enough to cook whole.  The thought being that I would get a cleaner broth.  I started by steaming the potatoes, whole, until done, and setting them aside while I prepared the boil broth.  It was a success.  The multi-colored fingerling potatoes shown in the picture had to be cut up, and by the end of the boil, there was a bit of sediment in the bottom, which became worse upon reheating.  Being frugal, we like to eat everything we cook, and the end of the broth was not as pleasurable as the beginning.  With the small, whole potatoes, the broth was indeed very clean.  I cut them apart once in my bowl, and they absorbed plenty of the spicy goodness.  While this method is not traditional, I think it made for a better taste and texture.  


Another change to the recipe was the addition of 2 more cloves of garlic, and I upped the hot sauce to 1/2 cup.  












Sunday, April 5, 2020

The Impatient Chef and the Quest for a Veddy, Veddy British Cream Tea, Part 4, Putting It All Together


In this final installment of The Impatient Chef’s Veddy, Veddy British Cream Tea we put it all  together.  Baking day came on a Sunday.  It was time to make the scones.  

As I mentioned before I used Mary Berry’s scone recipe.  These scones are light and airy, and flavorful, unlike the wedges of crumbly drywall that are commonly disregarded in American coffee shops.  

Equipment: 

You will need a fluted 5cm/2in cutter.

Ingredients:

  • 450g / 1lb self-raising flour (recipe after this recipe)
  • 2 level tsp baking powder
  • 50g / 1¾ oz caster sugar
  • 100g / 3½ oz butter, softened, cut into pieces
  • 2 free-range eggs
  • a little milk
  • handful sultanas (optional)
To Serve:
  • Strawberry jam
  • Clotted (or Devonshire) cream

Directions:

Preheat the oven to 425f (400f convection).  Lightly grease a baking tray (two if they’re smaller).
  1. Put the flour, baking powder and sugar in a large bowl. Add the butter and rub in with your fingertips until the mixture resembles fine breadcrumbs.
  2. Crack the eggs into a measuring jug, then add enough milk to make the total liquid 300ml/10fl oz. Stir the egg and milk into the flour – you may not need it all – and mix to a soft, sticky dough. 
  3. Turn out onto a lightly floured work surface, knead lightly and work in the sultanas, if using. Roll out to a rectangle about 2cm/¾” thick.  I divided the batter, used sultanas in half of the scones. 


  4. Cut into as many rounds as possible with a fluted 5cm/2in cutter and place them on the prepared baking trays. 
  5. Brush the tops of the scones with a little extra milk, or any egg and milk left in the jug.
  6. Bake for 12–15 minutes, or until the scones are well risen and a pale, golden-brown colour. Lift onto a wire rack to cool. Eat as fresh as possible.

To make Self-Raising Flour

Ingredients:
  • 1 cup (120g) pastry flour
  • 1 1/2 tsp baking powder
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
Directions:
  1. Whisk all of the ingredients together in a bowl; use as directed in your recipe.

Recipe Tips

Once the scones are cool, they can be frozen. To eat, defrost at room temperature and then reheat in a hot oven for 10 minutes. The scone dough should be slightly sticky to give the best results. Don’t over handle the dough or it will be tough and don’t be tempted to roll it out too thinly or you won’t get good deep scones. For larger 5cm/2in scones, bake for 10-12 minutes. 

Let's review.  
Pastry Flour from Bob's Red Mill in Milwaukie, Oregon.  https://www.bobsredmill.com
Jam from the Apple Valley Country Store in Hood River Oregon.  https://applevalleystore.com
Scone Cutters from Kitchen Kaboodle in Portland, Oregon.  https://www.kitchenkaboodle.com
Devonshire Cream from Cost Plus World Markets.  https://www.worldmarket.com
Scone recipe from Mary Berry.  https://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/tea_time_scones_77839
Fortmason Tea from the Death Star.   https://www.amazon.com

Serving

Get your nicest tea pot, and tea cups.  I have found that Goodwill is a good place to find tea cups, just don’t expect complete sets.   The Impatient Chef prefers loose leaf tea.  Brewing tea is an art.  Pay attention to brewing times and temperatures. For Fortmason Tea, brew it just like Earl Grey—boiling water is fine, and steep no longer than 4 minutes.  A tea cozy is also a must.  Some small plates provide a nice place to put the scones.  Butter is optional.  Put the Devonshire Cream and jam into some small dishes.  Split the scones, add the cream and jam, and enjoy!  

But, we're not finished yet.  There is some controversy in Merry Olde England over whether to spread the cream first, or the jam.  Because people are regional and fiercely proud of their traditions (The Impatient Chef remembers Dr. Seuss's "Butter Battle Book", and how it exemplifies the futility of such fierocitude), the cream first or jam first controversy takes up an inordinate amount of bytes of the internet on all places in the .uk section of the https://www.  Being American, The Impatient Chef can do it both ways as whim permits.  You do the same.

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